HAHAHA! (this later is proven to be a troll btw) Now get into that cage and cry like a bitch fool!” Don’t mind how every rookie ninja in the world can easily disguise himself to look like anyone he likes we will just pretend you traveled half the world, killed several ninjas in three different countries, and returned here before dinner to just tell us it wasn’t you. “Hey Naruto, I know you are the hero of legend who saved our asses a dozen times but now we have this guy who resembles you so we must send you to prison. Anyone with even basic knowledge of what is going on with the show will immediately laugh at what Tsunade is commenting. The second scene is about apprehending Naruto back in Leaf Village. Just change our priorities to taking Naruto to prison.” “Forget about the whole box crisis that can destroy the world. He uses a sleeping gas that knocks out elite ninjas in seconds! If they had such a thing why didn’t they use it all these years more often? Anyways, as soon as the assassin escapes they all wake up immediately and stand up like nothing much happened and we get the first lol of the movie with what Raikage comments about this. Immediately afterwards someone who resembles Naruto attacks them and although he fails, the whole scene makes no sense. This will make you think it is the objective of this movie but trust me, it’s not.
The movie begins with Raikage discussing with his personal team about a weird hidden box that can fulfill wishes. So please, consider all my remarks that follow as sadistic satisfaction out of a franchise that is now a joke. This is a movie made fo the haters and it’s great service. Seriously you guys, you must watch this only if you dig the idea of watching Naruto being molested by prison guards, ravaged by dogs, acting like a prison bitch, saved by useless girls, and constantly rolling over on mud or stormy waters without having the slightest superpower… And that is why I liked it, lol. In fact, it is tormenting with the protagonist for so long, it is better suited for people who DISLIKE the anime and not people who are still fans. The movie’s premise is quite absurd and it’s an easy way to dislike it in just the first few minutes. This is the eighth Naruto movie, made around the time of the Kage Summit, after Raikage is introduced.
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